By now possums, I’m sure you’ve heard that the five men responsible for “classics” such as Hangin’ Tough and Please Don’t Go Girl are back. I’ll admit I was in attendance during the Vancouver leg of the Hangin’ Tough Tour and was a devoted fan of the hysteria that was New Kids. However, their reunion seems to be as regrettable as acid wash and teased hair. Do they seriously have new material? Is Timbaland producing their pending album? Come the f*ck on people.
Click here to see their ‘unveiling’ on the Today Show this past Friday. Meredith Viera appears mildly distracted by the lads presence…aroused even. Saucy minx.
In other news, my celebrity correspondent and exclusive star snitch Joan Davis tells me that Hayden Panettiere was spotted walking out of the Scotiabank Theatre here in Vancouver yesterday afternoon in the company of a young, unidentified man. What will her bf Milo Ventimiglia have to say? And…who cares really. Save the dolphins!
Joan also speculates that Elisha Cuthbert was spotted loitering outside of the Sutton Place Hotel here in town on Friday, with again – an unidentified male. Rumor has it she’s dating the lead singer of up and coming Vancouver band Lotus Child (who?).
Bachelor Update: Robin has a breakdown because all the hoochies hate her, but apparently the bach does not, so she gets her rose. Thus, I am compelled to watch for yet another week. Ouch.
2 comments:
You're not even a little bit curious to hear what they've come up with? The KNOTB were huge when I was in grade 8. When I left for vacation to Australia in January of that year, it was cool to love them; when I returned to Vancouver 2.5 weeks later, it was cool not to like them! As I hadn't been part of that transition (fueled by adolescent ADD), I never really got over it. I've been a closet fan ever since.
haha that was probably Hayden's friend Jed, who was visiting her
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