
The Urban Cowgirl’s Wedding Party Survival Tips:
1) First and foremost, the bride is always right. Don’t offer suggestions or throw out ideas as your bride will no doubt have her vision in place and it’s non-negotiable. I equate this to dealing with high level executives – don’t offer too much detail, just grin and nod and getter done.
2) More details = more f*ck-ups. Otherwise, you’ll find yourself packaging cupcakes and arguing with the wedding planner the night before the shindig takes place. In other words, keep it real. Are place cards and party favors necessary? Nice touch but not worth the meltdown.

3) Be organized. Stuff your bosom full o’ tissue in the event that the bride breaks down at the altar. Practice deep breathing exercises so you are prepared to lead your bride through a series of meditation tactics, if necessary.
4) The blending of two families is an interesting dynamic to witness. I would strongly encourage a pre-wedding bonding session to avoid any awkward energy on the big day. Why not get both clans together for a rowdy piss up? Go to a karaoke bar, guzzle some vodka redbulls and have a laugh. Nothing like getting a little sloshy with your in-laws-to-be.

Weddings seem to have couples by the balls these days. Hats off to all the folks who have survived their wedding and for those of you who have yet to walk down the aisle of marital bliss – bonne chance possums.
Here’s to love! To l’amour!
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